Charity Week Expectations vs Reality

Now that Charity Week is over, you can now see if you’ve accomplished the new level of drunk you wanted to reach or if you even made it past pre-drinks.

Your First Night Out

Expectation

You’re steamed and ready to rock on to county colours to proudly sing your county song (unless you’re from Mayo, then don’t)

Reality

You get thrown out of Stables for fighting with your rival county

Lectures

Expectation

You think your lecturers will be understanding enough to ignore your absence

Reality

You receive very angry emails from your lecturer regarding your absence

Day Drinking

Expectation

Drinking all day and living la viva sesh at night- easy

Reality

You learn the harsh truth that the saying “you can’t get a hangover if you keep drinking” is total bullshit

Sesh With Friends

Expectation

You’re ready to keep the sesh going, YOLO and all that

Reality

But all your friends are hanging so you’re flying solo

Flirting

Expectation

You think you’ve aced your drunk flirting across the bar eyes

Reality

When you actually look like a psycho killer

After

But regardless of what REALLY happened, Charity Week was epic

Just don’t ask how the weekend after Charity Week went…