1. Being called every name but your own
2. Constantly being compared to your older and younger sibling(s)
3. Being diagnosed with “Middle-Child Syndrome” by your other siblings
4. You relate so hard to Malcolm and Sue
5. But because you’re known as the forgotten child, you can easily fly under the radar
6. That doesn’t mean your siblings have forgotten you- you’re the object of ridicule!
7. More than likely you were the first child to go through a rebellious phase because let’s face it, no one was paying attention
8. But you kindly paved a path for the youths behind you to take notes on your rebellion
9. Overall, you wouldn’t change being a middle child because it’s quite cosy in the middle
Rohan Coleman